Thingy not lifting off the ground.

[Emmett L Brown]

My esteemed colleagues and learned friends of the antigravitational high speed whirly machines. I have been reading this post with interest and feel it is my duty as a student of all sciences to issue a warning.

I spent much time developing and researching my flux capacitor and in the course of this research conducted many experiments with many types of vehicle. One of the first such vehicles was an antigravitational whirly bladey thingambob. I must stress that the experiment ended with disastrous results and I implore you NEVER to install a flux capacitor on this type of vehicle.

The result of doing so will be catastrophic as the flux capacitor propels the whirly bladey machine through a timespace vortex which is totally uncontrollable. In my case this ended with said vehicle slipping through time and space to a few seconds prior to launch at a displacement of approximately 3 metres, which coincidentally, was exactly where I was standing. Luckily I was in full protective clothing and the damage to my good self was minimal, you may not be so lucky.

It is my belief that the rotational forces of the vehicle interfere with the quantum states of the flux capacitor inducing a wave function collapse in one of the many eigenstates when observed by any outside force. As a proponent of the many worlds theory, it is inevitable that when the wave function collapses the outcome will result in catastrophic personal injury.

Whatever you find with the doodads, thingys, dinglehoppers and dealies, please refrain from utilising the flux capacitor. You have been warned.

Yours faithfully

Doc Brown

[n2wizard]

Well, that last post sure puts a lid on it
Herman:lolol

[artski]

No matter which doohickys you use on your wurlyairlifterthingamabob don't forget to use the no-untightner blue juice stuff.
Seriously :shock: I can't believe Finless didn't mention this! If you don't use the blue juice your whirly holder thingys might come untightened and whirl off and hit you in one of your lookers.

[gevaho]

........and the wurlyairlifterthingamabob wont do the lifty thread is alive again.....:clappp


:popcorn

[nighthawkron]

Hey... I will stick with my Alien Molecular Reconstructor if you dont mind!

http://video.helifreak.com/?subpath=/finless/junk/&filename=alientool.wmv

Bob

:rolling:rolling:rolling

[fixnfly70]

Okay I adjusted my clamafugs a bit more and figured maybe the hole that S0laris had me drill into my whatchamacallit wouldn't affect anything. The dealies got light on the ground but then my thingy broke! I am not sure what part the collectivameter is as well....

What should I do? :confused:

That sure is a nasty conflaguration of hopelessly seperated thingy bits...[enclosing your pic for reference]

Been a while since mine had such an energetic thingy bit removal process, but I'll try to help (my thingy spinney by suck/bang/blow though - no vroomey)
Once you've replaced the diddlies, dealies, hoozywazzit, figured out the bum collectivameter, and have basic thigny back together, see that the dinglehoppers are set up like before and your doohicky is perpendicluar to your thingamabob........only then can you summon up the "smoke theory gods" so they can spinny up your thingy with your vroomey by using fully smoke filled taco canidate (or tostada)......Then check that your diddlies are running around real fast in an even verticular orientation, and that there is not too much shakey on the whole thingy. Also check those baby diddlies too for even verticular orientation too........ too much shakey will result in additional hopelessly seperated thingy bits.......But if this is all good:

Then you can attempt verticular ascendance by using the left side of your 2.4ghz transducer while maintianing the whole wurlyairlifterthingamabob paralell to the surface of the 3rd rock from the sun with the right side. If wurlyairlifterthingamabob is okay here, then alow the thingy to drift out and control it while constantly using the inboard most digits of your hands placed on both sides of your 2.4ghz transducer. Just try to prevent inadvertant contact with previously mentioned surface as this usually results in severe permanently seperated thingy bits and more conflagurations and sometimes uncontrolled smoke escape.

I found this helpful too:
Is it making a chamwakka chamwakka type noise or a ooia ooia noise, if its ooia then adjust ur diddle wag to minus .9 and if its chamwakka ur in luck simply press up button on ur control confibrulator

If thingy still won't lift off, get bigger vroomey....I know nothing of flux-capacitors, kanootter-valves, and never had a derphinator, but always wanted one. I always set my clamafugs to nominal angular specification and I NEVER drilled out a whatchamacallit, but some do:thinking..............I didn't see any taco canidates in your pic, but assume you have them, just make they are full of smoke and remember that if you ever see alot of smoke come out, you might have to replace them.

Hope this helps, :thumbup:


[reference pic, most helpfull]

[leejax01]

Must be an Align doo dad...

[Patriot996]

Are the widget arms tightened to the turny thingies and 90 degrees to the flexible gyrators? I found that to be a problem on my Thingy.:thumbup::thumbup:

[755 robert]

Hybrinated vroomelectic movithinga gadgulator..:shock:....V-2

[Patriot996]

I bet you get some serious twirly motion out of that thing.:Bang

[755 robert]

I bet you get some serious twirly motion out of that thing.:Bang
And it's quiet too..:thumbup:

[fixnfly70]

Hybrinated vroomelectic movithinga gadgulator..:shock:....V-2


Looks very complex - which tubee thing is the liquid feed line and which is the liquid reservoir pressure thingee? Is the 3rd a filler? I like complex, so where do I get one? :clappp

[755 robert]

Looks very complex - which tubee thing is the liquid feed line and which is the liquid reservoir pressure thingee? Is the 3rd a filler? I like complex, so where do I get one? :clappp
No liquidy feedy thngy,,, nitrooxigenator....:popcorn....V-2

[fixnfly70]

No liquidy feedy thngy,,, nitrooxigenator....:popcorn....V-2

I must be way aft of the powersource-utilization curve for supplying rotation to my diddlie assembly - them nitrooxigenators have come along way since hair blowers and weed whackers & such............I guess i'm stuck with V-.01 technology :YeaBaby:

Do them V-2's get all oily like mine? R do they run the whole wurlyairlifterthingamabob slickless?

[Littlewing]

Automaticles in the deepfold of electronicery clamafugs does it everytimery.
Huffallo-dowder without such is deep folly to be un-thriftymost on your banky balancer.

[Patriot996]

No liquidy feedy thngy,,, nitrooxigenator....:popcorn....V-2

V-2's are always better. :P

[755 robert]

Nitrooxegenator vroomelecteratd putthethingyintheinthetrexified....:badair:.....V-2

[fixnfly70]

Nitrooxegenator vroomelecteratd putthethingyintheinthetrexified....:badair:.....V-2

OOOOhhhhhhh dats nice.....

[MolokaiBoy]

I would like to reply to this post, but do to my diminutive vocabulary I am unable to comprehend. But if I did comprehend this thread I would say that everyone has overlooked the distriboorator, you know the one that distriboorates everything.

I gotta say this has been one of the best threads I've read in a long time. Absotutely marvelous, and oh so splediferish. Bravo...................Bravo..........Bravo!!

Les

[Littlewing]

distriboorator .. Oh yes..

Especially when the 3deep matrix overthrows the discombobulator.

[topdave]

I OFFICALLY DENY ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THIS SITE.
Thank You all for making me feel strange in my effort to purge my poopyflobber.

[Finless]

After meeting the OP Wurger, I think he has a thingy problem!

Bob

[briangp]

Can anyone tell me what the movey uppy-downy thingy is on my bellyflopper?

[Finless]

Can anyone tell me what the movey uppy-downy thingy is on my bellyflopper?

A woman? Just a guess..... ;)

Bob

[Wurger]

After meeting the OP Wurger, I think he has a thingy problem!

Bob

Hey now.. its all about the team tail...in.