Bell Bloke
01-31-2007, 07:41 AM
Yes I think I should make it to Charmouth with 'Miro'.
I'd Better dust off the Camper Van then, with the posh hospitality unit attachment on the side. Mind you that's nothing compared to Peter Wales' 3,400hp, 28litre, 48valve V12 monster with built in swimming pool and small aircraft landing strip attachment, now that's a camper van!! Peter Wales says that eveytime he takes it out the snow disappears and the sun comes out......that would be the global warming then Peter.....
Bloody Hell, I hope he doesn't read this. (Sorry Peter)
I'm only jealous really, you see it's a power thing...
Like Chopper Jockey, and his grey Van with the rotating roof rack on the top. In his grey van he can control world! Events such as the rise and fall of world leaders, government policy and the redistribution of wealth. You see it is brisling with the latest state of the art electronics hardware, and from it he can monitor things like, the latest missile movements in North Korea, or eavesdrop on George Bushs' private chats with our PM and even hear Mrs. Nora Jones from No.42 calling her cat, Timmy, in for his tea.
Infact Chopper Jockeys van can control just about everything except the weather......Oh God, I hope he and Peter Wales don't know each other!
The other trouble is that, he causes panic in every town he stops in, as people form large queues outside their local Post Offices as they rush in to buy their TV licence. For the benefit of our American cousins, in England we have to buy a licence every year for our TVs, and to make sure that we do there are vans (like Chopper Jockeys) that go around 'detecting' unlicensed sets.......England, a'nt it quaint! :D
Oh on second thoughts I'll leave the camper van at home as I just can't compete...........
I'd Better dust off the Camper Van then, with the posh hospitality unit attachment on the side. Mind you that's nothing compared to Peter Wales' 3,400hp, 28litre, 48valve V12 monster with built in swimming pool and small aircraft landing strip attachment, now that's a camper van!! Peter Wales says that eveytime he takes it out the snow disappears and the sun comes out......that would be the global warming then Peter.....
Bloody Hell, I hope he doesn't read this. (Sorry Peter)
I'm only jealous really, you see it's a power thing...
Like Chopper Jockey, and his grey Van with the rotating roof rack on the top. In his grey van he can control world! Events such as the rise and fall of world leaders, government policy and the redistribution of wealth. You see it is brisling with the latest state of the art electronics hardware, and from it he can monitor things like, the latest missile movements in North Korea, or eavesdrop on George Bushs' private chats with our PM and even hear Mrs. Nora Jones from No.42 calling her cat, Timmy, in for his tea.
Infact Chopper Jockeys van can control just about everything except the weather......Oh God, I hope he and Peter Wales don't know each other!
The other trouble is that, he causes panic in every town he stops in, as people form large queues outside their local Post Offices as they rush in to buy their TV licence. For the benefit of our American cousins, in England we have to buy a licence every year for our TVs, and to make sure that we do there are vans (like Chopper Jockeys) that go around 'detecting' unlicensed sets.......England, a'nt it quaint! :D
Oh on second thoughts I'll leave the camper van at home as I just can't compete...........