jack726
03-13-2007, 12:29 AM
I was asked to move this post here from another forum. Before you trash me for it, realize that it was an attempt at satire. Also I do not monitor this forum, so I will never see your comments.
I have built two Century scale models, with good results. I have worked with a Swift and a Hawk. The following were my satirical comments on the Swift.
"Flew my swift for the 4th time today. Boy is the Align 600 fun to fly. The tail slider on the Swift broke before I got off the ground; should have expected it as this was my 4th flight. I know wear happens.
This was the second time I had to order a part from Century. The first part was a pinion that I neglected to order with the kit; after all the Align comes with such stuff. The graciously shipped me a new one for $8.00 + the little amount of $12.00 for shipping. Good deal as it would cost more than that for gas to drive from LA to San Jose. The slider being worn out was a good deal at less than $5.00; Again a good price for a part; Again the $12.00 shipping from San Jose to LA. Must be next day "huh". OPPS no that is for 3 to 5 day shipping. The last one took 7 days. It is a long way from LA to San Jose.
Now if I had broken a part on my Align I would have been forced to drive a mile and a halve for it. There is 4 shops that carry full stock of Align within a 8 mile radius. I would not have been able to write this Little dissertation and thus have no where to take out my frustration. WAIT: there wouldn't have been any frustration. Oh well I can't have it all. "
I have built two Century scale models, with good results. I have worked with a Swift and a Hawk. The following were my satirical comments on the Swift.
"Flew my swift for the 4th time today. Boy is the Align 600 fun to fly. The tail slider on the Swift broke before I got off the ground; should have expected it as this was my 4th flight. I know wear happens.
This was the second time I had to order a part from Century. The first part was a pinion that I neglected to order with the kit; after all the Align comes with such stuff. The graciously shipped me a new one for $8.00 + the little amount of $12.00 for shipping. Good deal as it would cost more than that for gas to drive from LA to San Jose. The slider being worn out was a good deal at less than $5.00; Again a good price for a part; Again the $12.00 shipping from San Jose to LA. Must be next day "huh". OPPS no that is for 3 to 5 day shipping. The last one took 7 days. It is a long way from LA to San Jose.
Now if I had broken a part on my Align I would have been forced to drive a mile and a halve for it. There is 4 shops that carry full stock of Align within a 8 mile radius. I would not have been able to write this Little dissertation and thus have no where to take out my frustration. WAIT: there wouldn't have been any frustration. Oh well I can't have it all. "