R.I.P.

[Tomstoy2]

I'm so ashamed! I wasn't thinking. I wish I could take it all back now,,, but it's too late!

I murdered my room-mate, last nite, in a fit of rage.

He's been free-loading off of me,,, and we have talked about rent for some time now,,,, won't lift a finger around the house, either.

So, I come home from work, pop a top on a beer and turn on the tv. Screw him! I don't care if I wake him up!!!

Well, I did. He comes out into the living room and sits in front of the tv.
I look at him and say, "well, you got the rent money yet?"

He just looks at me all dumb-like.

I snapped!!! I grab the first thing I could find, which was my Swifter jet-mop,, and start wailing on his ass. I mean, I beat him like a government mule!
I threw his life-less body outside, over the fence and onto the trail everybody walks on behind my house. I don't care who sees him! Figure the coyotes will drag him away.

I yell out, " I don't care if you are a mouse, rent means rent, damn it!"

Maybe I should just get a cat,,,,,

[ChopperNoob]

too funny!

[dayshaddow]

i was so wondering were that post was going..for a minute i thort it was a confession i did hear sometime back someone confessed to murder on something like facebook or twitter and they got caught by the police...cant think why